{"id":43,"date":"2014-05-18T01:00:06","date_gmt":"2014-05-17T23:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/?p=43"},"modified":"2014-05-19T06:49:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-19T04:49:32","slug":"cubitus-humeri-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"Cubitus Humeri 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00edl druh\u00fd: Operace. P\u0159edchoz\u00ed den\u00ed\u010dkov\u00fd z\u00e1znam jsem pon\u011bkud p\u0159epracoval a doplnil fotografiemi<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3 style=\"color: #000000;\">Operace<\/h3>\n<p style=\"color: #000000;\">Vezu se vle\u017ee na posteli. Ne, nejsem v leh\u00e1tkov\u00e9m voze \u010cesk\u00fdch drah, ale na nemocni\u010dn\u00ed posteli a s \u201eoblbov\u00e1ky\u201c v t\u011ble m\u00ed\u0159\u00edm na opera\u010dn\u00ed s\u00e1l, kde se pokus\u00ed o servisn\u00ed z\u00e1sah do m\u00e9ho cyklistick\u00e9ho t\u011bla. Hodilo by se napsat, \u017ee jsem modlil, aby byli \u201emechanici\u201c \u0161ikovn\u00ed a dali si na m\u011b z\u00e1le\u017eet, ale je pravda, \u017ee jsem nemyslel na nic a jen koukal do ub\u00edhaj\u00edc\u00edho stropu a byl r\u00e1d, \u017ee u\u017e jsem na \u0159ad\u011b. Je pond\u011bl\u00ed a \u00faraz se mi stal v sobotu.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_46\" style=\"width: 181px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/loket.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-46\" class=\"wp-image-46\" src=\"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/rameno-300x242.jpg\" alt=\"Prav\u00e9 rameno\" width=\"171\" height=\"138\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/rameno-300x242.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/rameno.jpg 332w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 171px) 100vw, 171px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-46\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prav\u00e9 rameno<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"obrazek_div\" style=\"color: #000000;\"><\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Nejd\u0159\u00edve m\u011b m\u011bli operovat hned v sobotu ve\u010der, pak v ned\u011bli a nakonec to vy\u0161lo na pond\u011bl\u00ed. Jsem r\u00e1d, \u017ee to neusp\u011bchali. A to p\u00ed\u0161i bez jedin\u00e9 \u0161petky ironie! Na s\u00e1le jsem str\u00e1vil p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b p\u011bt hodin, a jak se vyj\u00e1d\u0159il doktor, p\u0159ipravil jsem si pro n\u011b p\u011bknou \u201epasti\u010dku\u201c. I kdy\u017e jsem z odkl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed operace nebyl nijak nad\u0161en\u00fd, nakonec jsem byl r\u00e1d, \u017ee to d\u011blali v norm\u00e1ln\u00ed den a doktor nekoukal na hodinky, aby u\u017e byl zp\u011bt doma a je\u0161t\u011b si n\u011bco u\u017eil z v\u00edkendu. \u010clov\u011bk by se m\u011bl nau\u010dit p\u0159ij\u00edmat v\u011bci tak, jak jsou a jak p\u0159ich\u00e1zej\u00ed. Ne, \u017ee bych se t\u00edm v\u017edycky \u0159\u00eddil, ale v tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b mi to mysl\u00edm vy\u0161lo.<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Na s\u00e1le jsem do stropu moc dlouho nekoukal. Na kanylu v ruce mi p\u0159ipojili usp\u00e1vac\u00ed elix\u00edr a j\u00e1 si u\u017e jen pamatuji, jak se mi rozost\u0159uje zrak a pak u\u017e nic. Probudil jsem se a\u017e na pokoji a je\u0161t\u011b byl tak trochu om\u00e1men\u00fd. Stihl jsem je\u0161t\u011b zavolat dom\u016f, \u017ee operaci m\u00e1m za sebou a pak jsem zase upadl do sp\u00e1nku.<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Pozd\u011bji, kdy\u017e u\u017e jsem l\u00e9pe vn\u00edmal, jsem mohl prov\u00e9st \u201eautokontrolu\u201c. Na prav\u00e9 ruce m\u00e1m stejnou s\u00e1drovou dlahu jako p\u0159ed operac\u00ed. Na prvn\u00ed pohled se nic nezm\u011bnilo. Z omylu m\u011b vyvedl dal\u0161\u00ed pohled na prav\u00e9 rameno, p\u0159es kter\u00e9 byla velk\u00e1 n\u00e1plast. Dal\u0161\u00ed den p\u0159i p\u0159evazu vid\u00edm, jak jsem pose\u0161\u00edvan\u00fd. Nit\u011b ze m\u011b tr\u010d\u00ed jak ze star\u00e9ho vandr\u00e1ck\u00e9ho kab\u00e1tu. Pozd\u011bji jsem je po\u010d\u00edtal: na rameni \u0161est steh\u016f, na lokti t\u0159in\u00e1ct.<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Na z\u00e1p\u011bst\u00ed lev\u00e9 ruky m\u00e1m ort\u00e9zu. Na rozd\u00edl od prav\u00e9 ruky je je\u0161t\u011b pou\u017eiteln\u00e1. S obt\u00ed\u017eemi, ale je. Zkou\u0161\u00edm s n\u00ed i ps\u00e1t. Moc mi to nejde, ale alespo\u0148 n\u011bco. A s p\u0159ib\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00edmi \u0159\u00e1dky se psan\u00ed zlep\u0161uje. Moc t\u00e9to sv\u00e9 nov\u00e9 dovednosti ale nevyu\u017eiji. Po asi dvou dnech b\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed co se zlomenou z\u00e1p\u011bstn\u00ed k\u016fstkou padl definitivn\u00ed verdikt: vysok\u00e1 s\u00e1dra. P\u0159ijdu i o tu nemotornou levou ruku.<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_45\" style=\"width: 160px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-45\" class=\"wp-image-45\" src=\"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/loket-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"Prav\u00fd loket\" width=\"150\" height=\"93\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/loket-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/loket.jpg 374w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-45\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Prav\u00fd loket<\/p><\/div>\n<div class=\"obrazek_div\" style=\"color: #000000;\">\n<p>A jak doktor rozhodl, tak i ud\u011blal. Ob\u011b ruce byly zas\u00e1drovan\u00e9 a m\u011b nez\u016fstala \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 u\u017eite\u010dn\u00e1 kon\u010detina. Nohy nepo\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m, s nimi se nenaj\u00edm. Nebyl jsem schopen nasadit si br\u00fdle, naj\u00edst se, po\u0161kr\u00e1bat se, prost\u011b nic. Na druhou stranu, mohl jsem chodit, otev\u00edrat si dve\u0159e, d\u00e1lkov\u00fdm ovlada\u010dem ovl\u00e1dat televizi. Pokud jsem se ale cht\u011bl naj\u00edst, musel jsem po\u010dkat, a\u017e mi n\u011bkdo j\u00eddlo d\u00e1 do \u00fast. Mus\u00edm ale \u0159\u00edci\/napsat, \u017ee v nemocnici na m\u011b byli hodn\u00ed. Krmili m\u011b ochotn\u011b a bez vzbuzov\u00e1n\u00ed jak\u00fdchkoliv trapn\u00fdch pocit\u016f.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Na tomto m\u00edst\u011b tak\u00e9 mus\u00edm pod\u011bkovat sv\u00e9 \u017een\u011b Ji\u0159ce, kter\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00fd den za mnou jezdila a pom\u00e1hala mi, dokud m\u011b nepustili dom\u016f.\u00a0<\/span><br style=\"color: #000000;\" \/><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Dom\u016f jsem se dostal po dev\u00edti dnech. U\u017e jsem se moc t\u011b\u0161il. Co se t\u00fdkalo m\u00e9 sob\u011bsta\u010dnosti, nic z\u00e1sadn\u00edho se nezm\u011bnilo, ale doma je doma!<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Zve\u0159ejn\u011bno\u00a0<span style=\"color: #000000;\">10.8.2010<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D\u00edl druh\u00fd: Operace. P\u0159edchoz\u00ed den\u00ed\u010dkov\u00fd z\u00e1znam jsem pon\u011bkud p\u0159epracoval a doplnil fotografiemi<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[5,7],"class_list":["post-43","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cyklistika","category-osobni","tag-archiv","tag-cubitus-humeri"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48,"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions\/48"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.it-tovarys.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}